Donny the Bear Jew
Was a jolly, happy soul
With a straightedge blade for a damn good shave
And a big bright barber’s pole
Donny the Bear Jew
Ain’t a fairytale, okay?
He’s a Boston joe
but the Nazis know
How he came to France one day
There must have been some mojo
In that old wood bat he found
For when he took it in his hand
He began to smash and pound
Donny the Bear Jew
Was alive as he could be
And the Nazis say
He could bash all day
despite every silly plea
Donny the Bear Jew
Knew the cinema was packed
So he said, “Let’s go
blow up that freak show—
we’ll be Wops just for the act.”
Down to the theatre
With some TNT in hand
Running to and fro all around the show
Saying, “Hitler’s in the can!”
He led them past the balcony
“Champagnyuh?”—what he said,
Then swung right at the Nazi guard
He punched him in the head
Donny the Bear Jew
Had to hurry on his way
But he slowed his pace
For Herr Hitler’s face
‘til it sorta looked like clay
Whackety whack whack
Whackety whack whack
Look at Donny bat
Whackety whack whack
Whackety whack whack
Right through that Nazi’s hat!via Jessi
My new favorite song.
